So there I am at the pool, watching the fish and the king prawns swim around. 'So have you decided?' asked the waitress, 'which one do you want?' 'I'm not hungry, I don't actually want any seafood.' 'So what do you want?' she asked.

'A cute face and cock.'

'Okay,' she said, 'meet me in two hours when my shift ends.'
You can see from the preview page, it is real, you know exactly what you get.