So there I am getting my motorbike fixed and the mechanic's girlfriend walks in, strolls up to him, gives him a sweet kiss on the cheek, and asks in a sensual deep husky voice, will you be finished soon?

What a voice, that's one for me.

Er, he's not going to finish for a while, I blurted out, you look like you need a bit of oiling yourself.
You can see from the preview page, it is real, you know exactly what you get.