The music was so loud in the bar, even shouting at the top of my voice Tigeur could not hear what I was saying. There were not even any other customers in the bar. I was seriously considering going out and getting a bull horn.

Shit, I didn't even realize it, I had the bull horn already.

So I slapped my wad on the counter, dragged her back to my pad and got the video camera started.
You can see from the preview page, it is real, you know exactly what you get.