I love Elvis, and sometimes I like to pour out a tune in my local karaoke bar. While I was being thrown off stage (again) for annoying the audience, I fell past the next act, consisting of Sherry, the most beautiful girl I have seen. Love at first bloody site mate. I knew she would not want to know me, all the guys were fighting with their wallets over who would take her out.

As I stood in the street the act finished, and to my amazement, she came over to me, smiled and said, Hi, do you remember me. Er well, no, darling. I was the bellboy at your hotel three years ago, she said.

Oh shit, the wonders of modern science. Fancy a shag then.
You can see from the preview page, it is real, you know exactly what you get.