Since the European airports have released their list of dangerous airlines that have been banned, we thought you might like to know the real reason behind this.

Goal works as a pilot on of these airlines. She got her license by giving freebies to a government officer, even though her only experience in flying was from using a sony playstation simulation of concorde.

After some weeks of near misses, she got her fifty seater stuck under the wing of a waiting jumbo that she was trying to cut up to get on the main runway quicker. All the passengers, who were on their way to a tropical island famous for its exotic ladyboys, got their compensation for delay, each got to suck off Goal. See Goal on video taking her air exams in standard issue fluorescent orange airport undergarments.
You can see from the preview page, it is real, you know exactly what you get.